Internetless

You wake up one morning and the internet doesn’t exist.
It is not there anymore.
You dream of growing red potatoes in the Alps.
It’s not clear if it never existed or suddenly disappeared, you were sleeping.
Probably it disappeared.
You may not even have woken up.
Whatever.
You imagine the world out there in total chaos.
No emails, no posts, no tweets, no everything.
They always do best in full sun. They are aggressively rooting plants that will produce the best crop when planted in a light, loose, well-drained soil.
The banking system should be down, right?
Or maybe they have printed files with all the information of the bank accounts?
And what about all the crypto wallets out there?
Has everyone lost everything?
You don’t even know what to hope for…
The apocalyptic dream of a total reset.
Four-o-four.
Now.
Google, Wikipedia, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, Yandex, Netflix, Whatsapp, Zoom, IMDb, Baidu, XVideos, YouTube…
Disappeared overnight.
They prefer a slightly acid soil with a PH of 5.0 to 7.0. Fortunately, they are very adaptable and will almost always produce a respectable crop, even when the soil conditions and growing seasons are less than perfect.